Against Gravity

Ich hasse es wenn man seine Beine rasiert hat, aus der Dusche kommt, sich eincremen will und merkt dass man ein paar Härchen übersehen hat. Fuckt richtig ab -.-

fartgallery:

pro tip: wear clothes under your skin so when the police chase you down for public nudity you can rip off your skin and reveal your stylish cardigan and make them look dumb as heck

(via hungerasylum)

psilentasincjelli:

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet

(via hungerasylum)

orange-lights:

throwing gangsters off of roofs to see how fly they really are

(Quelle: hashgag, via hungerasylum)